Boobs Today

Well, she said on twitter that this video for her site insidelilylabeau.com was guaranteed to give you at least a semi. I think that’s fair to say. Enjoy your semi:

insidelilylabeau.com LILY XXX promo from Lily labeau on Vimeo.

Words cannot express how much I like this short film. If you can tear yourself away from it — and me, I can’t — do get to know more about Karen and her amazing boobs in the Ultimate Boob Questionnaire.

I’ll put it this way, just a few months ago I’d never heard of Maserati, and now I cannot escape her. She’s done all the main porn sites, some of them twice. She’s done Scoreland. She’s even done YoungBusty, which is almost all Eastern European girls. She’s a regular presence on my blowjob blog, http://kissitplz.tumblr.com/.

She’s taking the world by storm, and when I say “she” I mean her 36H boobs.

Because when you got 36H’s and everybody wants you in their scenes, you know they’re hot for super boob action. These boobs have handled more meat than the deli counter at Winn-Dixie. These boobs grab more knob than your local locksmith. These boobs clutch more rod than the Bassmasters tour. The space deep, deep in between these boobs has cranked more dong than the Hunchback of Notre Dame. These boobs catch more Bisquick than a griddle in a Greek diner.

You get the idea. They’re big and smooshy and good for putting your penis into.

Ok boob fans, I’ll be honest — I was a little scared of this one. She’s called Mandy Morbid, she’s got tattoos and piercings, she’s a Suicide Girl. I thought she might just be a little too cool to answer all my pervy questions. I always thought that was the point of Suicide Girls, that they’re cooler than the average joes who look at their pictures. A lot of them are a bit skinny, and kind of mean-looking, and generally a lot of fuck-off attitude that I don’t need from boobs. Boobs to me should be friendly and loving, soft and happy.

Like Mandy’s.

I couldn’t not ask Mandy, not with boobs like that. And when I did ask Mandy to answer the Boob Questionnaire, she was hapy to do it. She loves her boobs and she’s happy to share them with the world. She’s really a very pleasant girl, it turns out I had no need to be scared of her at all.

NOTE: I hate to give a NOTE. But Mandy Morbid is a really special girl among the genus Showyourboobus Internetus. Mandy has modeled for Crazybabes, Ellen Stagg, and SuicideGirls, and you will find amazing pictures of her on all those sites. She does not have her own site apart from this excellent and boob-filled blog: http://mandymorbid.blogspot.com. But what she does have is health problems — a lot of them and pretty serious. If she had her own site I would tell you to join so that your $$ would go to a good cause, cause being keeping her healthy and happy to be naked on the internet. But she doesn’t have a site, so instead I direct you to her Amazon wishlist. If you have a little dough to spare, buy this girl something nice, she deserves it. You can also find her here:

Twitter: @MandyMorbid
Facebook: Mandy Morbid fan page
Her naughty video: Mandy Candy

Yes yes, now all about her boobs:

First things first — what’s your bra size? 28G currently, but — and this something most men and some women tend to be unaware of — a woman’s body changes all the time with things like weight gain or loss or fluctuations in hormones levels. So size is not a static frozen state of being. I’ve been 28FF more often than a 28G and after I had surgery and was on a medication that shut down my reproductive cycle completely (they call it artificial menopause) dropped abt 10 to 15 lbs and like 5 cup sizes which you can imagine very disturbing to me. Thankfully they grew back when I finished my course of medication and my hormones were allowed to return to normal.

How large are your areolae? They are pretty small.

When hard, how far do your nipples stick out? They were inverted before I pierced my nipples. Now they stick out but hardly. They are very small nipples.

If you had to guess, how much would you say your breasts weigh? About 3 to 4 lbs each.

Cup size can change over the course of a month — do your breasts swell and shrink? How big are they at their biggest, and how small at their smallest? Ahah so you know!

Of course I know. I am obsessed with boobs. Yes they swell and shrink. At my largest I am a 28G/H; at my smallest, not including medicated states, a 28F.

Are your nipples sensitive? Not especially. Unless I have a migraine or my fibromyalgia is acting up then all my skin is more sensitive. Getting ‘em pierced was a breeze. That was years ago now and I took the piercings out.

What’s the most stimulating thing a lover can do to your nipples? Not too rough. Honestly I think they like being sucked on and bitten gently more than anything else.

Do they get hard in the cold air? They do but sometimes unevenly which I hate! One hard and one soft is not attractive. Not pleasurable but different.

Do you like having ice cubes rubbed on your nipples? Never tried it!

If you’re masturbating, totally alone, nobody there to watch, do you touch your boobs or nipples? Oh yes! I play with my boobs far more than I masturbate. Even in public we all — my boyfriend, my girlfriends — have to contain ourselves we are all so used to pawing at ‘em all the time. They are rarely left alone for very long.

In pictures and video we often see women kissing or sucking their own nipples. Can you do that? Well I can lick mine but I’ve never tricked sucking.

Is it stimulating or just for show? It’s for show a bit but I like doing it because of the reaction I get.

What color would you way your nipples/areolae are? They are a pale peachy colour (the areolas) and the nipples are pale pink both get slightly darker when stimulated.

Have your boobs stopped growing? No, they constantly change but the trend has been more growth despite monthly fluctuations in density and firmness.

Do you think your boobs are your best physical feature? I think they are one of a few physical traits I like about myself. The boobs are of course what people notice immediately because I am so small and they are so disproportionate. But I have big eyes that are different colours, I have a distinctive nose which I like and my butt is decent too. And I have very very tiny feet.

Are your boobs identical? Not quite. Sometimes I’ll notice one is slightly bigger, but most other people can’t tell.

Which boob is larger? At the moment it appears that the left is very slightly larger but I could only tell by feeling them.

Are your nipples identical? The left one always becomes hard first but otherwise they are the same.

Are your areolae the same size? Looks like. Yes.

Do you have any birthmarks, freckles or moles on your boobs? My mum, my sister and I all have two freckles or small moles on our chests and on one boob in very nearly the same place.

When did you realize you had larger breasts than everyone else? I was 13 when I noticed because boys would make comments when I walked past in the school hallways — like “hey can you spare any kleenex?” and they’d do a fake cough and say “stuffer!” My immediate response to this — even at 14 and 15 I was being accused of having implants, which is absurd — was “Ok feel ‘em! See them bounce!” I would pull my shirt down or up, which often took these not-so-bold teen boys by surprise. At that age, hardly anyone would dare to actually do that in front of other people. Not that the boy would have anything to compare them to! I was wearing two 32DD bras when I was 15 because one bra wasn’t enough support, probably because I didn’t have access to 28 band size bras at the time.

Were you embarrassed or self conscious of your breasts when you were younger? Did it affect your behavior? I used to slouch very badly so they wouldn’t be so obvious but I think that was partially unconscious. I was only embarrassed once or twice when they had definitely become something that couldn’t be ignored but I was still quite young, about 15 years old, and had pneumonia or some lesser form of respiratory system infection and had x-rays that showed my essentially naked double Ds on my 80-pound frame as perky and round as a Barbie doll’s breasts, and the doctor was showing my father where the infection was visible on the x-ray. And actually, I was probably an E by then; I had breezed through C-cups when I was 13-14 in a matter of months. Also before that I was checked by an endocrinologist regularly to check on how far behind I was on the normal growth and weight charts due to the type of breathing medication I was on; I was examined in front of a parent by a usually male doctor for signs of puberty, because the medication can cause growth delays or even stop regular growth all together. So all of that was a bit embarrassing but I think I took it in stride — you can’t be shy when you’re as sick as me — and adapted well.

Are there any everyday tasks or activities you feel are more difficult for you because of your boobs? Hah, well yes. I’m not very athletic due to medical reasons but no I have never had a sports bra the fit or helped so before I got really sick as a kid they’d hurt a ton after horseback riding lessons and were still small then as I was about 12. But they were especially sore that year because that’s when they originally popped up I think. Sometimes a friend’s or a family member’s infant will try to feed off me while I’m holding their babies and I’ll have to go “Sorry kiddo I’ve got no food for you, let’s go find your mom.” Bit uncomfortable if male relatives were around.

Do you have to wear a bra when you sleep? I don’t even want to sleep topless! Sex is the exception. And often these days I’ll sleep without a bra on because I get terrible knots in my shoulders where my bra straps pull up and dig into me.

Are there any outfits or styles you can’t wear because of your boobs? Strapless dresses and those “empire waist” dresses or tops that have the line right under the boob ‘cuz the line will not only be in the wrong place on me but also because they make look heavily pregnant. I need close fitting clothes.

Are you confident that you’re wearing the correct bra size? They say most women don’t. I get fitted regularly at specialty boutiques when I notice any change in the way my bras fit. I only buy bras from one company “Freya” and I get fitted at Canadian shops that carry that brand. Otherwise I buy Freya online. So yes I’m confident I’m wearing the proper size and style best suited for me.

Do the other women in your family have great boobs too? Who has the biggest? I have the biggest. But one aunt has DDs. And photos of her when she was younger show that she being even shorter than me was a bit disproportionate as well but not nearly as extremely as me.

When did you realize that having big boobs is actually pretty cool? When strange men started watching me when I was out. When I realized that this was yet another method I could employ and enjoy in — oh I dunno, messing with people’s heads a bit. Getting what I wanted or needed. I was a precocious child and had already discovered that blond curls and big blue eyes and being able to speak well early were in a way tools I had and could use. After a very long and awkward stage I started to get some confidence back around the time I was 16. I got free drinks at bars even though I was underage.

Do you like to look at other women’s breasts? Oh yes.

Do you like touching other women’s breasts? Yes again.

Who has your favorite breasts, besides your own? Hmm. Oh well my friend Temper in Berlin is nearly flat and hers are fun because they are so different. I like small breasted models because they seem so delicate and feminine to me like ballerinas.

Do you have a regimen for keeping your breasts looking good? Do you rub any products on them, do any exercises, or wear any specific clothing/undergarments? I try to always keeps them properly moisturized — I started around 15 with that — and now I also use firming and stretch mark creams because as I age they are getting bigger and are now not as perky as they used to be. I expect to need a breast lift eventually. Also I wear a bra as often as possible. And I try to sleep on my back so as not to squish them, though I often fail.

Do you ever wish you had smaller breasts? Or would you like them bigger? No, I just would like them to be a little higher up — more like they were when I was younger despite their fantastic size now. I would like the tiny stretch marks I am getting to be non existent of course but that’s like having 4 cakes and eating them all too.

Do you think your life would be different if you had smaller breasts? Well of course! I was actually scheduled for a reduction when I was 19 and chickened out. Couldn’t do it. My whole life would be totally different. Different occupation, lovers, friends even, places I’ve lived, been, etc.

Do you mind if I stare at your boobs? No I’m used to it.

I can’t help it. Really, they are magnificent and I am merely showing them the respect they deserve. In a way, it would be rude not to stare. Can you appreciate staring as a sincere compliment? Yes indeed.

Do you show your boobs in public? They are always obvious and I don’t try to hide them. And yes I show them off any chance I get. I used to tease my mum before I moved out by hanging my bras out to dry in “public” places in the house. I think she was embarrassed for me. But it wasn’t just about the boobs. My body was so … sexual so early, and I’m only talking about looks, that it was impossible to disguise. Me being the first daughter she had to adjust her perspective to, and my personality having always been so irreverent compared to her own, made the whole “teenage process” a bit difficult for us. I skinny dipped and streaked back then; now I have the internet.

How do you feel about public toplessness? Don’t boobs want to feel the fresh air sometimes? I like wearing my bras. Being topless for too long is uncomfortable and I know they need support to look their best the longest. Also I hate under boob sweat.

Do you like titfucking? I love it. I get to see the man’s body in such a beautiful way. And it excites me.

Is there anything physically stimulating to you about having a man’s penis between your breasts? Or is it more like — it gives you pleasure to give him pleasure? Gives me pleasure to give him pleasure, but I get hot seeing a man enjoy himself in that particular way.

Many large-breasted women have issues with boob sweat on a hot day. Do your boobs sweat a lot, and do you have any strategies for dealing with it? Well wearing a properly fitting bra helps, but yeah — I use body powders with talc in them on really hot summer days.

Do you have back pain? Yes of course.

Have you ever injured your breasts? Sometimes they get bit too hard or squeezed too hard and they bruise.

How do your breasts help you in your daily life? Let’s see, I have a better body than Jayne Mansfield and young looks and funny hair and tattoos — it all works together. I get discounts or free stuff at stores. Et cetera. People help me with things and my boobs can help break the ice in some social situations or lighten the mood.

Can you do any tricks with your boobs? I can shake ‘em a lot? Heh.

Can you hold things with your cleavage? Oh yes. Or use them as shelf. That was my impressive trick in high school. I could rest a juice box on them while I drank out of the straw.

In bed, do your boobs distract men from other parts of you that need attention? No, men are pretty single-minded in bed as am I.

Have you ever had food eaten off your boobs? All the time! And it’s funny because it usually happens by accident.

Have your breasts ever been painted? They’re in lots of paintings but they’ve never been painted on. My boyfriend is an artist so I get used as a model in his work often.

Have your boobs ever been honored in any way? If so I am unaware.

What is your boobs’ proudest moment? Hah. I don’t know. Honestly.

Have your boobs ever been described with a slang term you dislike? Yeah on websites that allow comments on nude sets. But I usually just prefer tits or boobs. Everything else is either cheesy or sort of insulting.

What do you like best about your boobs? They’re the best looking natural boobs I’ve encountered yet.

What do you think men like about your boobs? Size, symmetry, perkiness, pale skin they can see my veins through, my little nipples, my tininess everywhere else.

Why do you think men like boobs in general? Some men do and some men don’t. The ones that do probably like ‘em for the same reasons I do. They are fun to look at, fun to feel and are comforting to rest against. They are luxury items, warm and soft and usually fragrant. Even when I’m stressed out and alone — or not — I will tilt my head and rub my face on them. They are soothing.

Do women compliment you on your boobs? Are they jealous? Yes they compliment me. Some just refuse to believe they’re natural. Some get the opportunity to feel and see for themselves.

Do your boobs have names? My sister named them once I think. But I can’t remember.

If your boobs were a celebrity (or celebrities), who would they be and why? Beats me I don’t pay any attention to celebrities.

What is the nicest thing a man has ever said to you about your breasts? I’ve heard them often compared to the Mona Lisa but usually I just like hearing they’re the best. Because seriously — the Mona Lisa isn’t all that great.

What is the weirdest thing a man has ever said about your breasts? A plastic surgeon once asked who “did” them. I was at a consultation with a friend.

What is the weirdest thing a man has ever done or wanted to do to/with your boobs? Pour chocolate over ‘em during a photoshoot. Nothing that odd really.

If you had to live with one boob or three, which would you choose? Simple math: Three is greater than one.

Wowzers. Her name is Kelly Hart, and you can find her at Southern Charms and on Twitter.

How do you like these?”

My answer is I like them very much! Got a thing for buxom busty black big bouncy boob British babes…

Karen Fisher (website | Twitter) lays it on the line on her “about me” page at SexyKarenXXX.com: “I love my boobies and I love sharing them!” And as you will find in this Q&A, she loves other girls’ boobs, and the bigger the better.

Karen, I love your big boobs too, and I am hapy to share them with BoobsToday readers. Enjoy, everyone!

First things first — what’s your bra size? I am a 40DDD.

How large are your areolae? They are about 2 inches across.

When hard, how far do your nipples stick out? When hard my nipples stick out about half an inch.

If you had to guess, how much would you say your breasts weigh? They probably weigh about 5 lbs each.

Breast size can change over the course of a month — do your breasts swell and shrink? They stay the same cup size but get fuller or a little less full.

Are your nipples sensitive? My nipples are very sensitive.

What’s the most stimulating thing a lover can do to your nipples? I like to have my whole breast rubbed I don’t like my nipples tugged on or bitten.

Do they get hard in the cold air? They do get hard in the cold air. I don’t like being cold!

Do you like having ice cubes rubbed on your nipples? I don’t like ice, it’s cold!

If you’re masturbating, totally alone, nobody there to watch, do you touch your boobs or nipples? Yes I do play with my breasts when I masturbate.

In pictures and video we often see women kissing or sucking their own nipples. Can you do that? If so is it stimulating or just for show? I can suck my own nipples but it’s just for show.

Are your boobs identical? My left boob is slightly bigger but other than that they are the same.

What color would you say your nipples/areolas are? They are light pink. I think they have always been this color.

Have your boobs stopped growing? I’m 34, so I’m pretty sure I’m fully developed.

Do you think your boobs are your best physical feature? I don’t know.

When did you realize you had larger breasts than everyone else? I was the first girl in my grade to get boobs. I was a C cup in 5th grade.

Were you embarrassed or self conscious of your breasts when you were younger? Yes, I was very self conscious!

Are there activities you can’t do topless that a smaller-breasted woman could? Nope I do everything, jog, ski, play tennis, swim…

Are there any outfits or styles you can’t wear because of your boobs? I squish them into whatever I feel like wearing.

Are you confident that you’re wearing the correct bra size? They say most women don’t. I guess I don’t worry about it. My bra does whaat I need it to do so who cares.

When did you realize that having big boobs is actually pretty cool? I think in 8th grade I stopped being self concious and started liking the fact I had big boobs.

Do you like to look at other women’s breasts? Yes!

Do you like touching other women’s breasts? Yes!

Who has your favorite breasts, besides your own? My top 3 are Kelly Madison, Kelly Christensen and Karen Kougar.

Do you have a regimen for keeping your breasts looking good? I always put lotion on after I shower. I also lift weights to prevent sagginess.

Do you ever wish you had smaller breasts? Or would you like them bigger? I wouldn’t mind having bigger boobs. I love big boobs!

Do you think your life would be different if you had smaller breasts? I can’t imagine having small boobs.

Do you mind if I stare at your boobs? Of course.

I can’t help it. Really, they are magnificent. Can you appreciate staring as a sincere compliment? Sometimes I enjoy the attention, but sometimes it’s annoying.

Do you show your boobs in public? I flashed a trucker once.

How do you feel about public toplessness? Don’t boobs want to feel the fresh air sometimes? Yes, if men can go topless why not women? Sometimes fresh air feels nice!

Do you like titfucking? If I’m in the right mood I do enjoy it! I’m not sure what it is that makes it exciting.

Many large-breasted women have issues with boob sweat on a hot day. Do your boobs sweat a lot? In between my boobs and underneath sweat a lot when it’s hot!

Do you have back pain? No back pain. I have strong core and back muscles.

Have you ever injured your breasts? I’ve never injured my boobs.

Can you do any tricks with your boobs? No tricks.

Can you hold things with your cleavage? Yes I can.

In bed, do your boobs distract men from other parts of you that need attention? Never had a problem with that.

Have you ever had food eaten off your boobs? I have had frosting, pudding, whipped cream, et cetera on my boobs.

Have your breasts ever been painted? They have never been painted.

Have your boobs ever been honored in any way? I have won several wet t-shirt contests!

Do women compliment you on your boobs? Yes, women have complimented my boobs!

I put on the occasional air here — like

“Hey there, millionaire, why not pull out of one of those eBay bids on high end Lladro figurines and put that money into a porn site?”

…because, really, if you’re bidding on Lladro shit, I can’t help you. You’re gay. But if you’re bidding on something that is, well, arguably valuable but arguably shitty, why not pay that money toward boobs that are, inarguably, totally awesome?

Words… sentences… nouns and verbs… fucking useless. Here is Vanessa James, she is on MyFreeCams which means she does this shit for free and seriously, you should give her money. Someday she will be the most famous porn star or nudie model in the world and you will be there standing next to your Weber grill, flipping a patty and sucking on a Tecate, telling your buddies…

“Yeah, I helped her when she was a struggling boobs.”

Did somebody say boobs? Check this out. I challenge you not to want to see more. Click the pictures:

I could go on…

And on…

And on…

But really — she’s a fucking super-cute girl with a perfect — and by that I mean perfect-plus-2 — body. What else do you want? Go watch her at MFC and enjoy yourself. (Follow her on Twitter to know when she’s on MFC.)